uHclan: News

Thursday 24 December 2009

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Posted by Marv, 24 Dec : 13:53

Tommy's Christmas Poem

'Twas the night before Christmas, and where was the Clan?
Not a member was posting, not even random spam.
The headphones are hanging by the side of their chairs,
The microphones are all quiet and nobody swears.

The mouse is nestled all snug on its mat,
While Mumble is sat empty with no one in chat.
Xfire is empty, have they moved to Ventrillo?
Can it be that these insomniacs are asleep on there pillows?

The servers are silent not a 'nade makes a clatter,
The comms are all quiet no chit or chatter.
Away in the spawns on Donner and flash,
No AFKs are left standing while people take a slash.

So where are our members why do they not show?
It's not because we're laid back or so incredibly slow.
It's not even cus your boring that we won’t appear,
It's Christmas you MORONS and we're on the BEER.

Merry Christmas all and a Happy New Year.

[Submitted by British Tommy]

Friday 04 September 2009

Member Of The Year!

Posted by Marv, 04 Sep : 21:52

We've won a few awards along the way and we thought it would be great to give out one of our own.

It wasn't easy picking one person out of so many valued members but, please congratulate Marko on being uH's Member Of The Year!

Spud and Maffoo deserve an honourable mention and came a close second.

Marko gets himself a free copy of Street Fighter IV for the PC... I wonder why we're giving away that game?

Saturday 18 April 2009

Left4Dead Update News!

Posted by Marv, 18 Apr : 11:25

The new Survival DLC Pack coming to PC and Xbox360 on April 21st!!

Shacknews's Chris Faylor
'The DLC adds a new Survival Mode, a faster-paced game mode that has players facing off against increasingly frequent waves of the undead across 12 specialized maps.

Valve's testers had yet to have a match last longer than nine minutes as of early March, and it seems that anything over 14 minutes will be ridiculously impossible, as the L4D Blog points out that Tanks will spawn every 14 seconds or sooner at that point.

In addition, the pack brings Versus Mode support to the Dead Air and Death Toll campaigns, finally enabling Versus play for all of the game's four main campaigns. '